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Professor Willow Has a Farm

from I Want a Refund by Sunday Comes Afterwards

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Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Where the Pokémon love to play
They run and fight and have lots of fun
Every night and every day

You don’t need to see the farm
It’s awfully far from here
Just give him all your troubles
And he’ll make them disappear

Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Every Pokémon trainer knows it
So don’t talk to that journalist
Who says she wants to expose it

I don’t know what her problem is
She says we’re all inhumane
She’s always on about monster rights
Some people love to complain

And the Pokémon are happy
There are thousands, arm in arm
They frolic there without a care
On Willow’s four-acre farm!

Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Where your Pokémon can park it
He also makes great sausages
That he sells at the farmer’s market

They’re juicy and delicious
You’d think they’d be more pricy
They come in eighteen varieties
Red hot, grass-fed, and spicy

But the Pokémon are happy
Pikachu and Excadrill
They’re having fun out in the sun
Stop looking at the grill

Professor Willow has a farm upstate
Everything is fine and dandy
So give him Pokémon you don’t need
And he’ll give you lots of candy

It’s normal if they cry
No need to make amends
You’re doing what is best for them
Just take the candy for your friends

And don’t talk to that journalist
Just take the candy for your friends

Team Rocket are the evil ones
Just take the candy for your friends

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from I Want a Refund, released September 3, 2021

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