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lyrics
Hey, Adora,
What’s it like in the Rebellion?
I’m a thousand miles away
But that means nothing to a hellion
Get a clue
Bright Moon can’t shine as bright as you
I swear, it’s true
Hey, Adora,
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there to take you back
When you get over your resistance
’Cause we’re friends
Together, we’ll achieve our ends
Come make amends
Oh, it’s what you do to me
Oh, my lifelong frenemy
Oh, Adora, can’t you see
Oh, it’s what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey, Adora,
Well, you’ve always been protected
You’re Shadow Weaver’s favorite
You’re the one that she selected
As her pet
Betcha think I’m in your debt
Oh, I just bet
Hey, Adora,
I’ve got nothing more to say
Maybe once we were a team
But now you’ve thrown it all away
And left the Horde
Who cares about your fancy sword?
I say I’m bored
Oh, it’s what you do to me
Oh, my lifelong frenemy
Oh, Adora, can’t you see
Oh, it’s what you do to me
What you do to me
You’ll find it hard to keep your calm
When I attend the Princess Prom
Where etiquette demands they let me stay
This time I will take the lead
And though you’ll try to intercede
Your sword is coming back with me today
Adora, I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame
Hey, Adora,
Save your righteous indignation
Though you had me playing sidekick
That was not my aspiration,
Just respect
Don’t even try to interject
I’m not a weakling to protect
Hey, Adora, go get wrecked
You heard correct
Oh, it’s what I’ll do to you
Now I’m Hordak’s number two
The Rebellion will be through
Oh, it’s what I’ll do to you
What I’ll do to you
credits
from I Want a Refund,
released September 3, 2021
Parody of “Hey There Delilah” by Tom Higgenson
My favorite track is probably "Jerkbrain," but this album has a lot of...well...relatable content. (And they also have a buffalo-themed song!) Sunday Comes Afterwards
If you like soothing folk, the whole Growth series is for you. (My favorite track on this one is probably "Train from Everywhere.") Sunday Comes Afterwards